An Excellent Host
Immortal For A Day
Maximilian Carter
Professional adventurer, mad scientist, and badass.
Stepping into life one pant leg at a time.
I don't even know what sort of wasp nest the other anon has up their ass, but I'm sorry about that, ignore them and live your life. But that was a super mature way of dealing with them, A+, hella proud.


Thank you, anon!!

god damn, you are pretentious as fuck


Not pretentious, my friend, simply happy to be alive.

Those who wish “shittily” days upon me need to take a step back and review how their lives are running. If I happen to have put a cog in the way you run your life, I am terribly sorry, but life is what you make of it.

Rise against the problem and move on.

Hey just wanted to let you know the GotG soundtrack reminds me of you so I deleted it from my phone. Hope things are going as shittily as possible.


I’m sorry you feel that way!

My life is phenomenal right now, in fact, I met Neil Degrasse Tyson about an hour ago at a Double Tree in Omaha. He’s the inspiration which ignites a fire within my mind. The skull is kind of fire proof.

Life has its ups and downs, so to wish a “shittily” section of it unto me is sort of redundant… I will have shitty parts, no less, but the shitty pieces will make me stronger and create non-shitty ones in the process.

I hope your life will take you to lands unimaginable. Have a fantastic night!



important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop


I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

The two of you have forged an excellent partnership.



someone on the WoW beta manage to trigger a bug which filled his base with an infinite number of respawning skeletons, which followed him to the graveyard when he died and won’t go away even after he’s been killed repeatedly, abandoned the quest which summoned them, and logged out and back in again, so he’s trapped as a corpse until it is fixed


world of warcraft finally replaced with superior game “infinite skeleton hell”


Old pic of calliope I was working on for my sis, decided to pick at it a little today, was color practice too.


Old pic of calliope I was working on for my sis, decided to pick at it a little today, was color practice too.


fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 4. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uh, low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.